Sunday 18 May 2014

The Turkish Bath


A visit to a Turkish bath on a Sunday evening is just the thing, although probably best avoided if you have a problem with public nudity, either yours or that of the very fat Turkish man sitting opposite you.

The bath house in the Antakya market can't have changed at all for the last 100 years, apart from the electronic massage chair just inside the entrance.  It is open to both men and ladies, only at different times, and I believe the opening hours for ladies are a little restricted.

You are given a loincloth, and first you hang around lying on marble slabs in a very hot room.  Then a man attacks you with a brillo pad and removes about a pound of skin from your body.  His friend then washes you all over with some sort of carbolic soap – this is a little disconcerting as they begin by covering your face with soap so you can’t open your eyes and then suddenly whip off your loin cloth or hurl hot water at your chest or give you a good thump on the stomach with a wet sponge.

The end result is that you are so clean that surely there is no need to wash for at least another week.
The outside of the bath house - you really don't want to see any photos from inside.